walk into the club like
(via cumberbachelorette)
Trying to get concert tickets is probably the most stressful thing in the history of ever
(via thongsfordantreacy)
you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so
(Source: rgfk, via howtedmethiswife)
lifeMGMTprioritiesMGMTresponsibilitiesMGMTdutiesMGMTworkMGMTschoolMGMThopesMGMTdreamsMGMTfutureMGMTsadnessMGMThappinessMGMT
(via thongsfordantreacy)
if i spent as much time studying as i do sitting on the internet, i could probably be at harvard right now
(via howtedmethiswife)
if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
(via bodbylan)
"She had been too busy trying to transform herself into the kind of person who doesn’t need anything from anybody, a wall of pure bricks. In the meantime, she had forgotten that when people walk into walls of bricks, they get hurt."
Unknown (via the-healing-nest)
(via insight-inspiration)
pretend to be me in my ask and ill rate its accuracy /10
(Source: holocaustincarlile, via howtedmethiswife)
Ain’t No Rest for the Wicked by Cage the Elephant
(Source: milkandsugarplease, via bodbylan)
(Source: sandandglass, via overcoke)
when you can feel yourself becoming less important to somebody and you can’t do anything about it (✖╭╮✖)
(via howtedmethiswife)
hey now
ur a rockstar
get your
great now I cant remember the actual lyrics
(via friends-like-us)
WHY DON’T HUMANS HAVE A MATING CALL THIS FLIRTING THING IS SO FUCKIN TIRESOME
(Source: territorialcreep, via friends-like-us)