doctorxrose:

walk into the club like

image

(via cumberbachelorette)

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mcr-at-the-disco:

Trying to get concert tickets is probably the most stressful thing in the history of ever

(via thongsfordantreacy)

1,120 notes

gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

(Source: rgfk, via howtedmethiswife)

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chillinchameleon:

life  MGMT
priorities  MGMT
responsibilities MGMT
duties MGMT
work MGMT
school MGMT
hopes MGMT
dreams MGMT
future MGMT 
sadness MGMT
happiness  MGMT

(via thongsfordantreacy)

61 notes

poopflow:

if i spent as much time studying as i do sitting on the internet, i could probably be at harvard right now 

(via howtedmethiswife)

61,454 notes

fartgallery:

if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again

(via bodbylan)

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"She had been too busy trying to transform herself into the kind of person who doesn’t need anything from anybody, a wall of pure bricks. In the meantime, she had forgotten that when people walk into walls of bricks, they get hurt."

Unknown (via the-healing-nest)

(via insight-inspiration)

264 notes

hamfarto:

war

(via bodbylan)

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arostine:

pretend to be me in my ask and ill rate its accuracy /10

(Source: holocaustincarlile, via howtedmethiswife)

39,517 notes

acrobaticblood:

there has never been a more accurate depiction of me

(via bodbylan)

5,404 notes

332 Plays

Ain’t No Rest for the Wicked by Cage the Elephant

(Source: milkandsugarplease, via bodbylan)

254 notes

(Source: sandandglass, via overcoke)

47,164 notes

emobaria:

when you can feel yourself becoming less important to somebody and you can’t do anything about it (✖╭╮✖)

(via howtedmethiswife)

34 notes

romancndleheart:

thaibrator:

hey now 

ur a rockstar

get your

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great now I cant remember the actual lyrics

(via friends-like-us)

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comedy-con-couture:

WHY DON’T HUMANS HAVE A MATING CALL THIS FLIRTING THING IS SO FUCKIN TIRESOME

(Source: territorialcreep, via friends-like-us)

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